“My coat smells like ball sacks.”
-Kelly Frye attempting to say Balzac’s
“Uh, that’s not good.”
Cop, upon finding out we have no feasible emergency exits
“…Huge-ass bus…”
Alix Lutian, loudly from the back heard by Mr. Waltz and faculty
“PULL OVER!”
-Grandpa Grouch to the guy from Texas
“I have a bottle of tequila in my room.”
-Norka, (Not referring to her room on this trip) during our bus games
“Are you American? Fuck Yeah! Welcome to FUCKING Canada.”
-Random Canadian punk
“SSSPPPFFF”
-Ben Jarvis, spitting out the gatorade after realizing it wasn’t Ryan’s
”Don’t do that. Go to bed.”
-Judson telling me not to write my essay
Please, make me remember any others.